The new Mitsubishi Sassenach

[Alan H]

Well, that's what the 'munchers call an "Outlander" innit?

Mitsi is fetching out several new models in the next couple of years and this is the first. Starting at about £17k with all the toys.
Bet Land Rover are kicking themselves not registering tht name.
Mind you with a name like that will the munchers buy it?

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Valuewise, it makes the Floda look sick I'm afraid.

Here's a picture of some Outlander girls - Munchers please don't look in case they are Sassenachs as well. Don't remember seeing these in Star Wars. Love the welding PPM, but wheres' the wand gone?

[Alan H]

Oh, yes - this is what the car looks like. Thinking of other things - sorry!

[OldFart]

Lol ...... I'll have to fill Mrs O/F's xmas stocking with a pair of those silver shortie shorts :smart:

[HCR]

Can't say I go a bundle on the name Sassenach. It's hardly a term of endearment, is it? I know that linguistically it is an OK expression, but then negro and its derivatives are correct enough linguistacally, but hardly words you would use in polite company.

H

[OldFart]

Originally posted by HCR
Can't say I go a bundle on the name Sassenach. It's hardly a term of endearment, is it? I know that linguistically it is an OK expression, but then negro and its derivatives are correct enough linguistacally, but hardly words you would use in polite company.

H

Lol .... lets not go down that particular PC route :p

Proud to be a Sassenach with Froggy/Canadian/Scottish Flavour

:yay:

[dougiebarder]

Quote"Lol .... lets not go down that particular PC route
Proud to be a Sassenach with Froggy/Canadian/Scottish Flavour"

O/F Why not say froggy, Canuck,jock?
I'm a sassenach with a Taff ,Septic flavour-What a combination eh:p

[DUNCIA]

sassenach means lowlander, think they've made a bit of a boob?

[OldFart]

Originally posted by DUNCIA
sassenach means lowlander, think they've made a bit of a boob?

What kept yer, thought you'd enlighten the masses sooner :p

[DUNCIA]

Well with a name like that it'll not sell well here!!!

[Alan H]

I'm even hijacking me own thread here!

http://www.royal-stuarts.org/sassenach.htm

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2003/08/11/old-firm-boss.html

http://pub5.ezboard.com/bclansassenach

A SASSENACH'S SOLILOQUY ON SCOTTISH SKIRTS
John Bull stands and gapes and stares
At Jocks in frocks adorned with squares
'Be-shrew me now' I heard him say
'Canst be true-are Gordons gay?'

He pondered on the wintry wind
On Scottish botties most unkind
And mused upon the wintry darts
Refrigerating private parts

His tortured mind with thoughts did press
Upon the Caledonian dress
Long did his noble spirit muse
'Why the kilt, why not the trews?'

O gentle reader do not lack
A warning from the Sassenach
To deride the kilt doth much displease
The owners of the bony knees

To laugh at haggis is fair game
But tartan kilts are not the same
My final verse, may it advise
To mock the Jock is most unwise

On Flanders Field in world war one
With bulging eyes the startled Hun
Saw screaming through the shot and shell
The feared and fearless GIRLS FROM HELL

[OldFart]

Luv it, LMAO :hugegrin:

[DUNCIA]

aye, the Germans were heard to say when running from the field, "If that's the women, I'm not fighting the men!"

But still the kilt looks better than wearing white half mast trousers with bells at the knees and waving a hankie!

[dougiebarder]

Duncia-Anything look's better than that!!!!!

[screwy]

Originally posted by DUNCIA
aye, the Germans were heard to say when running from the field, "If that's the women, I'm not fighting the men!"

But still the kilt looks better than wearing white half mast trousers with bells at the knees and waving a hankie!

Damn, have I left me web cam on again?:hahaha:

[biggmark]

bonnie laddie lol

[Alan H]

Mitsubishi ZE Outlander Vehicles
Date: 22/07/2003

Supplier: Mitsubishi Motors Australia Limited

Category: Motor Vehicles

Product Info: Campaign No. 010013

Defect details: There is a possibility that water may enter the front floorboard area from openings in the side sill or upper dash area. Water may collect under the seal and cause electrical corrosion in the harness connectors that contain the wiring for the seatbelt pre-tensioner and stop lamps.