why is it..,

[adafish]

that Broccolli, Cabbage, Sprouts and Potatoes........make ya FARTS STINK?...the ones that, if ya was with a bunch of lads, ya would go on about till the next one erupts?:itwasntme

[little-miss]

i suppose it depends whats in them:D i know that if i have a combination of chocy and fizzy drink .. well im sleeping in the spare room :D ohh and eggs:D

[tigger 2]

:eek::eek::eek:

[Dr Zed]

aswell as the greens, these tablets im on have made my wife sleep in the lounge for over a week :D

[tigger 2]

Can this source of energy be utilised to run a landrover? :D

[RobGell]

Carbon disulphide. Funny this because when I was doing Chemistry in school many years ago, we were doing experiments, and we had to do something with carbon disulphide. The bottle was kept in the fume cupboard and the reason became evident when the teacher opened the cupboard and took the top off the bottle. We all thought the teacher had let one drop, as it was exactly the same smell and immediately very strong. It wasn't that though; it was the carbon disulphide, which must be a by product of the decomposition of vegetable matter.

Similarly after eggs, it is the hydrogen sulphide which makes it that distinctive smell.

[Dr Zed]

green gases :D

isnt that the ozone problem?

[lvr989]

green grass.....wasn't that Bill Maynard?...Claude Jermiah??

[badlands]

My bum makes me fart.

[educationalist]

It is hydrogen sulfide which makes your farts smell, vegetables produce less hydrogen sulfide than meat in your diet, meat makes the most farts stink
Her is a list of the food that make the smelliest farts
Apples Apricots Beans Bran Broccoli
Brussels sprouts Cabbage Carrots Cauliflower All Dairy products
Eggplant All meat Nuts Onions Peaches Pears
Popcorn Prunes Raisins Soybean Tuna

[badlands]

And being Dwunk .:D

[paul123]

beer and curry work well :eek:

[lvr989]

It is hydrogen sulfide which makes your farts smell, vegetables produce less hydrogen sulfide than meat in your diet, meat makes the most farts stink
Her is a list of the food that make the smelliest farts
Apples Apricots Beans Bran Broccoli
Brussels sprouts Cabbage Carrots Cauliflower All Dairy products
Eggplant All meat Nuts Onions Peaches Pears
Popcorn Prunes Raisins Soybean Tuna
surely it's your nose that make them smell?

[badlands]

beer and curry work well :eek:
(paul123)



And a bum.



( I don't mean a chap with no house and job )

[educationalist]

And a bum.

My bum makes me fart



Have you an anal fixation by any chance :D:D

[badlands]

Have you an anal fixation by any chance :D:D


Nope, nowt's stuck up my bum.

[02jcole]

Have you an anal fixation by any chance :D:D

That sounds a bit kinky:eek:

James:p

[educationalist]

That sounds a bit kinky:eek:

James:p

A kink in yer bum :eek:

[madtony]

A kink in yer bum :eek:

Is it Ray Davis?

[educationalist]

Is it Ray Davis?

No I was thinking of Andy Pyle he played bass guitar for them 1976-78, and then they got some ointment cream.

[lvr989]

a man goes to the doctors and says......"i've got a strawberry lodged in my bottom"...........the doctor says "i've got some cream for that"
:D

[madtony]

No I was thinking of Andy Pyle he played bass guitar for them 1976-78, and then they got some ointment cream.

:D:D:D

[MACKER]

Did you know that the reason fart's smell is for the benefit of the deaf.

[lvr989]

pardon.....

[MACKER]

According to a Billy Connolly sketch, there’s a bloke that accompanies the Queen everywhere she goes. If she lets one go then this guy has to own up to it.

[lvr989]

Prince Philip?

[educationalist]

prince philip?


prince phillip farting sequence

[series3100]

prince phillip farting sequence
PMSL:D:D!

[sniff my diff]

Dont tell her i told ya this ,but Mrs Sniff went out with some of her family sat night ,they went to a carvery and she ate loads ,and i mean loads of cauliflower ,she said she was doing propper bloke farts all night long .

Thankfully she was 160 miles away from me as she was in Manchester an i was in MK ,although i was so dwunk i would never have smelt them anyway.

But the comments about curry and beer .... yes i agree ,sat nigth i had a real hotten ,some cobra beer ,some giunness and a bottle of wine ..... i really didnt like my own company yesterday cos i stank:rolleyes::D.

Now when i eat lots of fruit ................ then its real bad,just ikkle trouser trumps but they really stink,i am taliking all 4 windows and sunroof open in the car...

Mark

[SCHREIBER]

prince phillip farting sequence

Thats quality:D:D

[ComicalEngineer]

Asparagus makes your wee smell funny.

Try it and see (smell, I mean)

[Keg]

A ditty from my old Dad:-

Farting's very good for you, it puts you at your ease,

It warms the bed on winter nights and paralyses fleas.

[educationalist]

According to a Billy Connolly sketch, there’s a bloke that accompanies the Queen everywhere she goes. If she lets one go then this guy has to own up to it.

I have a dog for that! :D

[MACKER]

I had a mate at school who’s farts were legendary. In fact his nickname was ‘Pongo.’ It wasn’t until many years later that he divulged his secret. He would mix a packet of Bachelor’s Thick Farmhouse Soup with 1/3rd pint of water. After heating on a low light, he would consume the resulting gloop. The subsequent gaseous discharge was eye wateringly successful.
At the time I thought that he had reached a pinnacle, that was until I shared a cottage with five Border Terriers who thrive on a diet of sea weed.

[saltireblue]

Excuse me, but do farts contain lumps?

No????:eek::eek::eek:

Then I've got a problem:(:(:(

[Owens grandad]

Asparagus makes your wee smell funny.


.............and that answers a puzzle for me from some time ago, whilst watching the Austin Powers 'Goldmember' movie.........where he's urinating into a fountain and suddenly a plate of asparagus appears, he eat's one and all these guys start sniffing the air.........thought I'd fallen asleep again and missed something in the story line. Show's that we are never too old to learn something new.....cheer's for that.:)

[sniff my diff]

Excuse me, but do farts contain lumps?

No????:eek::eek::eek:

Then I've got a problem:(:(:(


Trust you:rolleyes::rolleyes: ,would you like some wet wipes for your accident ??:D:D

Mark

[clive harding]

all my farts stink does,nt matter what i eat i tell the wife it,s healthy no smell no point farting:)

[sniff my diff]

Lots of Garlic is a good sign of smells next day ,as i have around 30 garlic bulbs planted ,i shall be stinking when they are ready to dig up:D:D:D

Mark

[educationalist]

just ikkle trouser trumps but they really stink

At School We called them SBD's............. Silent But Deadly ;)

[Keg]

I drink copious quantities of diet coke and people blame this, sadly i was as windy when i drank only water.

Forget SBDs- try daisy cutters. Like their namesake in the US airforce, the hit the ground, spread sideways and clear everything in their path:eek: