now i know why

[paul (panda)]

i hardly ever drive into town... been getting some supplies in for festive day ( :D i dont want to offend any non christians :D ) neighbours son had once again left me bob all room to get off the drive so had to miss his car by a few mm's and the gate posts by a few mm's and what does he do , stand and frigging watch .. hate him and his sister they both block my drive :o :o :D

into town not a problem , supermarket sound as apound not even heaving didnt have to que for a till and some nice lady packed all our shopping too ;) .

out of town , well on a 2 lane left turn one bloke in front mounted the pavement and nearly killed someone the woman in the bimmer decided to not bother turning in her lane and turn in mine although i,m in it :eek: and i had to stop otherwise it would be a new front end , papped the horn as i drew level with her again and informed her of her mistake useing hand gestures and mime :D she was totally oblivious and of she drove to have an accident with someone else . two minutes later a boy racer came blareing round a corner on my side of the road to go round parked cars and had to slap his anchors on , narrowly missing a head on collision :o ... got home and toss pot neighbours son still hasnt moved his car so had to just miss that again to get on the drive , god i wish i had an old banger i,d ram his fecking car out the way :D :D

so a topsy turvy afternoon , oh and the missus has chosen a christmas tree with the thickest trunk ever so i,ve been trimming that at angles to get the sodding thing in the stand :rolleyes: :D

stay at home its easier

cheers paul

[Steve/Exeter]

You need a series landy Paul

No one ever blocks my drive way


And if they do it will only be once

[paul (panda)]

funny you should mention that .. i know a bloke up the road who used to keep 4 landies and used a series with a winch as his run a bout . anyway his neighbour kept blocking his drive , and my my mate warned him a few times to not otherwise he would take his car off .. bloke never listened until one day he came out and found his car was gone :D :D my mate winched it all the way down the road onto the main road and left it there :D :D
needless to say his drive didnt get blocked anymore :D i think thats brilliant

[Steve/Exeter]

I have a sign on my gate that says

"any vehicles blocking this exit will be pushed out of the way "

[Hubber]

I have a sign on my gate that says

"any vehicles blocking this exit will be pushed out of the way "


Dont know why, but i just love that sign :D :D

[heckflosse]

"any vehicle blocking this vehicle will be pushed out of the way "

I can just picture that writen on the bumper of my series. :)

[Newsreader]

I have a sign on my gate that says

"any vehicles blocking this exit will be pushed out of the way "

Apparently the old farmer that used to live up here, was known to move cars out the way by picking them up with the fork lift thingy on his tractor :eek: