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Hoodoo
1st May 2005, 12:32
My vehicle's left hand drive, so it's quite amusing to watch the faces of fools who insist on glaring at my empty passenger seat thinking they're upsetting the driver. I have decided that, in order to make them feel useful, this seat should be occupied. So, I'm trying to find a BIG teddy bear that can wear a yellow jacket, a hat, and a pipe, that can sit on the right and cheer the ******s up. Anyone got one to donate, or know of any going cheap?
Regards,
Geobloke
1st May 2005, 12:41
My vehicle's left hand drive, so it's quite amusing to watch the faces of fools who insist on glaring at my empty passenger seat thinking they're upsetting the driver. I have decided that, in order to make them feel useful, this seat should be occupied. So, I'm trying to find a BIG teddy bear that can wear a yellow jacket, a hat, and a pipe, that can sit on the right and cheer the ******s up. Anyone got one to donate, or know of any going cheap?
Regards,

Hehehe! nice one! Why not go for one of those blow-up passengers that single women drivers used to use?!?! Then you could have great fun at traffic lights by pulling out the plug and deflating it and freaking out the locals!! ;)
Hoodoo
1st May 2005, 12:45
Need a toy steering wheel for it to hold as well!
Regards,
Geobloke
1st May 2005, 12:48
Need a toy steering wheel for it to hold as well!
Regards,

Cardboard cut out! with a steering wheel cover! :p
BigJim
1st May 2005, 12:52
Driving in USA once saw two very attractive girls with a man between them in a pickup, in a HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane, where 3 was the mionimum number in a vehicle. Stopped next t them later at lights, realised 'he' was a tailors dummy. Guess the police would let them off after a long talking too (they were attractive!) ( if the police were men).
So get ypourself a dummy, dress it up, and the possibilites are endless
Newsreader
2nd May 2005, 10:03
Nah don't put anything there ... :D when I've driven LHDs (and RHDs abroad) I love the look on people's faces in the split second when they think no-one is driving the car that's hurtling towards them :D
Hoodoo
4th Jun 2005, 19:17
I'VE GOT HIM!!!
He's a four foot tall panda named James, and he wears an Aussie style hat, a yellow hi-viz vest, and smokes a pipe! He's firmly seatbelted into the right hand seat (passenger side), and it's quite interesting to watch people's reactions.
Today, whilst out in the hills, I watched five horse riders dissolve into roars of laughter when they realised what they were seeing. Questions about whether he's old enough to drive and whether he's got a licence followed.
I think he's achieving his purpose, so far. Remains to be seen what happens when he meets the Ramblers!
I'm all for spreading a little happiness!
Regards,
jjsaul
4th Jun 2005, 19:31
DO we get a piccie??? :D