Paddocks snorkels

[manthing]

went in to get a steering guard and when chap says do you want owt else, I says ow about a snorkel then he says yes sir we do safari at £145ish or our own at £65ish, grand I says i know you do your own for defender but when did you start doing the for the disco?
****** he says wrong truck we dont do disco, well i says now you got me hopes up you better tell me when you will be doing a disco one, well he says don't tell anypeeps (so keep stumm you lot) but we are looking at putting a 200TDi and 300TDi out first 1/4 of 2006.
right I says I'll keep that to myself...........
so if any peeps asks you, it wern't me as told you.. ok????

[NewBloke]

why do the price of snorkels vary so much??

pics of 4 snorkels in a recent landy comic:

on the left the LANDROVER OFFICIAL SNORKEL as made by Mantec but with a LR badge, about a million quid*

on the right a MANTEC snorkel, as made by Mantec but without a LR badge, one euro**

if they had swapped the photos, Hercule Poirot wouldn't have noticed even with a magnifying glass


































* and ** obviously not and I can't find said comic but you get the idea

[Lao Fu Zi]

why do the price of snorkels vary so much??

Because they CAN!

Certain part of the market = AVERAGE BLOKES ON AVERAGE MONEY WIV AVERAGE TOYS........ who aren't easily fooledand know what the flock they're on about.....

Anuvver part of the market = Chelsea tractor drivers (who ONCE thought about answering a Ronnie Dale's advert) who'll buy things like stick-on mud and 'snorkelettes' for wading thorugh 13mm deep puddles for the sake of convincing their 'Quentinesque' neighbours that they're really rugged 'off road' types.......

All together now........

"I'm a Disco driver an' I'm Ok,
I work all night an' I work all day".....


(Disco drivers consider your legs pulled ;) )

[manthing]

well exsqueeeeeze me but I seem to remember Mr Disco carrying a certian Mr Camel for quite a long time.....:p