Banned form Dave's house [Archive] - Land Rover UK Forums

toppa

5th Jun 2007, 17:13

Well i have officialy been banned from Dave's house... I got it straight form his dorris's mouth this afternoon....

SOmething about her going away and me maybe misleading him....... Yea, like i would mis lead him!!!

More likely would be the other way...

Cheers

JonathonMarshall

5th Jun 2007, 17:17

Well i have officialy been banned from Dave's house... I got it straight form his dorris's mouth this afternoon....

SOmething about her going away and me maybe misleading him....... Yea, like i would mis lead him!!!

More likely would be the other way...

Cheers
:LAA::rotfl:Ahhh that made me laugh out loud...thought it were yer second home toppa:rolleyes::D:DIsn't it a case of while the cat's away...??:confused::p

Dave78

5th Jun 2007, 17:18

You're not banned from my house

Roger Whittle

5th Jun 2007, 17:23

So, let me get this straight Luke; its not Dave banning you and putting up the barbed wire, goon towers and :bigun2: machine guns? Its 'Er indoors not trusting you to go out on your own - especially to that 'bad influence' - aka Dave-H? :eek:

(Something about the action of chickens beaks? :D )

Roger.

toppa

5th Jun 2007, 17:27

So, let me get this straight Luke; its not Dave banning you and putting up the barbed wire, goon towers and :bigun2: machine guns? Its 'Er indoors not trusting you to go out on your own - especially to that 'bad influence' - aka Dave-H? :eek:

(Something about the action of chickens beaks? :D )

Roger.

Yup, not alowed to help him take things off his landy :( Not alowed to encourage him to spend money :(

So i now have 3 gogo girls and a keg of beer going to waste :(

Cheers

Roger Whittle

5th Jun 2007, 17:29

.................................................. .................

So i now have 3 gogo girls and a keg of beer going to waste :(

Cheers

What was your postcode? I'll just get the Disco warmed up again. :D

Roger.

adafish

5th Jun 2007, 17:54

whats " form",.....:D

Paul Humphreys

5th Jun 2007, 17:55

whats " form",.....:D

I was thinking the same:D

Paul

toppa

5th Jun 2007, 17:57

....FROM.........

Cheers

adafish

5th Jun 2007, 17:59

ooo000oooooooooooohhh, somebodies tired..:eek:

toppa

5th Jun 2007, 18:03

ooo000oooooooooooohhh, somebodies tired..:eek:

Grumpy i been banned :D

Cheers

Dave-H

5th Jun 2007, 18:28

Yup, not alowed to help him take things off his landy :( Not alowed to encourage him to spend money :(

So i now have 3 gogo girls and a keg of beer going to waste :(

Now tell the truth tops, did she not say bringing girls here was alright, just not you. :D

Now that is trust! :angel:

toppa

5th Jun 2007, 18:41

She did agree to the other dorris's coming around, but not much point when im banned :(

Cheers

Dave-H

5th Jun 2007, 18:43

She did agree to the other dorris's coming around, but not much point when im banned :(

Thats because my beloved knows i can be trusted to keep it "zipped up".............you can't :p

Airbrush

5th Jun 2007, 18:45

She did agree to the other dorris's coming around, but not much point when im banned :(

Cheers

I'd step in for you mate,don't want those go go girls to knacker Dave too much.;) :D :p

Andy.

Roger Whittle

6th Jun 2007, 00:21

I think I've lost the will to live. :rolleyes:

Roger.

se7enup

6th Jun 2007, 17:10

I'd step in for you mate,don't want those go go girls to knacker Dave too much.;) :D :p

Andy.

You just stick to your colouring in:D

Snagger

6th Jun 2007, 18:03

Luke, that's the sort of thing that happens when you go through her knicker drawer while Dave's under your LR, and leaving you work's cmeras about the bathroom...:playboy:

toppa

6th Jun 2007, 18:08

Luke, that's the sort of thing that happens when you go through her knicker drawer while Dave's under your LR, and leaving you work's cmeras about the bathroom...:playboy:

Shhhhhh he aint cottoned on yet :D

(im actually going away with her for the weekend, we just needed an excuse as to why Dave wont see me ;) but keep it quite)

Cheers

Airbrush

6th Jun 2007, 18:19

You just stick to your colouring in:D

Who are you,me mother.:D :D :D

Andy.

Dave-H

6th Jun 2007, 18:23

Luke, that's the sort of thing that happens when you go through her knicker drawer while Dave's under your LR, and leaving you work's cmeras about the bathroom...:playboy:

No, Luke goes through her knickers whilst she wears them! :eek:

(im actually going away with her for the weekend, we just needed an excuse as to why Dave wont see me ;) but keep it quite)

Fill your boots mate, i could do with the break :p

Wondered why she only packed flat heeled shoes :rolleyes:

Snagger

6th Jun 2007, 18:24

Wondered why she only packed flat heeled shoes :rolleyes:Maybe Nobber could lend her his knee pads?

Roger Whittle

6th Jun 2007, 18:38

Maybe Nobber could lend her his knee pads?

He's not kneeling down Nick - that's Toppa stood up! :D

Roger.

Snagger

6th Jun 2007, 19:03

He's not kneeling down Nick - that's Toppa stood up! :D

Roger.
I was thinking she could kneel to his level! It's a shame I didn't get to see Luke when he was working at Luton recently - I've never met a real Hobbit.:D

toppa

6th Jun 2007, 19:32

I was thinking she could kneel to his level! It's a shame I didn't get to see Luke when he was working at Luton recently - I've never met a real Hobbit.:D

:O

I'll be back at luton soon, "please keep your van behind the boards on the side of the taxi way".... BUT THAT A RYAN AIR PLANE.... oooopps :D

Cheers

Roger Whittle

6th Jun 2007, 22:29

I was thinking she could kneel to his level! It's a shame I didn't get to see Luke when he was working at Luton recently - I've never met a real Hobbit.:D

Well, I'm not sure about that Nick - he hasn't got hairy feet or anything and its his Landie thats covered in earth, not his house. :D

Roger.

Dave-H

7th Jun 2007, 06:46

Well, I'm not sure about that Nick - he hasn't got hairy feet or anything and its his Landie thats covered in earth, not his house. :D

Look at the state of those legs :rotfl:

Are you "breaking" them in for a sparrow mate? :D

toppa

7th Jun 2007, 17:08

Look at the state of those legs :rotfl:

Are you "breaking" them in for a sparrow mate? :D

They are shocking aint they :D

Never be renowned for me legs :(:(

Cheers

Dave-H

8th Jun 2007, 20:52

Right, she has gone tops.
Now don't forget the guv'nors words... you are banned, not to come here until her return.

See you in the morning then, what time you here?:D

TEMPL4R

8th Jun 2007, 20:59

Look at the state of those legs :rotfl:

That reminds me, Dave, I'm having Chicken tomorow..:rolleyes:

Chris

Dave-H

8th Jun 2007, 21:49

That reminds me, Dave, I'm having Chicken tomorow..:rolleyes:

Chris

Hope its got more muscle on it than those things! :D